I’ve saved the global economy!

October 13th, 2008

I’m featured on last Thursday’s episode of NPR’s “Planet Money” blog. My question is so insightful that the answer to it will probably defuse the entire credit crisis. You’re welcome, world.

Comics Bookshelf Alphabetization Results 2008!

August 24th, 2008

I finally got around to alphabetizing the books today. (Based on your e-mails, I bet a lot of you thought I forgot.) The final results are below:

Adams
Addams
Allison
Buffyverse
DC Universe
Gambrell
Hammond
Holkins/Krahulik
Kellett
Larson
Martin/Telgemeier
Moore/Gibbons
O’Malley
Ottaviani
Roman/Green
Rowland
Straub
Troop
Trudeau
Watterson
Wheeler
Willis

Thanks to all the fans who entered this year’s contest. Winners will be announced in an upcoming blog post.

I hate Movable Type

July 13th, 2008

So I am writing a blog post instead of spending another 20 minutes trying to figure out how to comment on Jesse’s blog. Comfort actually made it to the top 12, but needed to be in the top 10 to go on tour, but Jesse is right about his endorsement ruining her dancing.

pwn3â‚«

March 28th, 2008

Sometimes, on the Internet, people are wrong. And usually I can accept that. But obviously someone who is referencing the lyrics to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” would want to know if they made a mistake, right? So I felt confident that I was doing the right thing when I clicked on the feedback link on
today’s Dinosaur Comic. Then I noticed that the subect line had already been filled in:

ryan is it “ninja teens” or “ninja teams”? either option appears to be contentious

I thought about just hitting send on the empty message, thereby proving my inconsequentiality. But then I realized that I could redeem myself with an amusing blog post! (in theory)

Also, it totally is “teens”. Why would Splinter teach them teamwork when he could be teaching them how to be teenagers?

Bad day for Eliot

March 13th, 2008

I’m suddenly reminded of the fact that I have two pieces of Eliot Spitzer fan art on my computer.

OAG softball team unofficial logo
something weird and kind of creepy

I guess I had a lot more free time for photoshopping things in 2004.

Actual photographic proof of Wikipedia’s crimes!

February 26th, 2007

The Wikipedia Conspiracy!

The vast anti-webcomic conspiracy at Wikipedia continues! This time they’ve gone as far as to sabotage their own server in order to stop webcomics researchers from learning THE TRUTH!

The truth hurts.

January 30th, 2007

picture of disapproving George Washington
My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

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Maybe I should, I don’t know, write some posts.

Under construction…

November 3rd, 2006

So, I’ve set up this blog, and hopefully the site will actually start updating regularly.  I’ve changed hosting providers, so all the old stuff is offline for the time being.